Totally Tracie: Big Butts Say It Best [Video]

Next time you cozy up with your sweetie, tell them how you really feel.  Express how much you love them.  In this case, the bigger your butt, the better.  What?!  Has this girl lost it?

I saw this wall plaque from femail creations and thought, how true:

Now proportionally, this is best feature on your body to use as a measure of love. Of course there may be exceptions.  Imagine the look on your honey's face when you first say it.  Give it a moment to sink in and they'll get the idea of how much you care.

Hey Sir Mix-A-Lot, break it down for us: