New American Greetings Card Gets Right to the Point — Would You Send It? [POLL]

There's a new card from American Greetings that is making the rounds on the internet, and, well, we aren't quite sure what to make of it ourselves.

We do know this. It gets the point across.

It's a lovely poem, a lust-felt message and is good for a laugh, but is it appropriate. Are you busting it out on your anniversary. Or perhaps it's good after a fight?

What do you think? Would you send it, and how would you use it? Let us know in the comments below.

Oh, and it's real.