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So Drake Bell Picked a Twitter Fight With Paris Jackson
Former Nickelodeon star Drake Bell -- the Drake that Rosie O'Donnell likes, not the one Amanda Bynes wants to murder her lady bits -- has instigated yet another Twitter war.
This time it's with Michael Jackson's 15-year-old daughter Paris. (Did we mention Bell is 26?)
Olivia Wilde, Norm MacDonald, Amanda Bynes + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 26), celebrities mourned the loss of country music superstar George Jones and went people watching, and one -- guess who -- insulted Complex Magazine's staff.
Shadowy Figures at Star Magazine Say Liam Hemsworth Is Hooking Up With January Jones
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still keeping tight-lipped about the state of their relationship, even though we're pretty sure Congress won't end this nasty sequester business until they talk.
Now, word on the street tabloid pages is that Liam's rekindling that flame he might have sorta had with 'Mad Men' beauty January Jones.
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession But Isn’t Doing Porn Yet
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
David Spade, Mara Wilson, Mia Farrow + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 23), some celebrity tweeters reacted to France joining the ranks of countries with marriage equality, David Spade lamented Justin Bieber's newfound cigarette ineligibility, and Mara Wilson taught us the ideal way to eat a Girl Scout Cookie.
Gwyneth Paltrow Blames Leo DiCaprio for Her Diet and Really Hates How the Brits Say ‘Pasta’
It's that time of year when Gwyneth Paltrow emerges from her fortified vegetable crisper and makes the press rounds.
This weekend, that included an interview with the UK's The Guardian, where she expounded upon her struggles as a youth, dropped a few names, and made us all feel our diets are crap compared to hers.
You know, the usual.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
David Spade Weighs In on Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest as She Goes Into Hiding [VIDEO]
Reese Witherspoon continues to take heat for playing the celebrity card when her husband, Jim Toth, was arrested for a DUI last week. This time? The flack came from David Spade.
And while you may not like him, you can't argue with his logic here.
Justin Bieber’s Broke Grandpa Sleeps on the Floor in a House With a Hole in the Roof
Justin Bieber is a 19-year-old millionaire, so he has plenty of coin to throw around. But one person who apparently isn't getting any of it? His 61-year-old grandfather, George, who says it would sure come in handy.
Mr. T, Martha Stewart, Kelly Osbourne + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 22), celebrities said many things, but only Kelly Osbourne and Mr. T made any sense. That should tell you everything.