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Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
‘Tanning Mom’ Throws Shade at Farrah Abraham, Says She’d Make a Better Porn Star
If you don't remember (and why would you?), Patricia Krentcil first made headlines after her 5-year-old daughter was burnt in a tanning booth and she thought the situation was perfectly fine -- thus earning herself the media moniker "Tanning Mom."
Now, inspired by Farrah Abraham, she too wants to copulate on camera.
3 Doors Down Bassist Todd Harnell Charged With Vehicular Homicide After Car Crash [MUGSHOT]
Robert Todd Harrell, the 41-year-old bassist for 3 Doors Down, was charged with vehicular homicide after a fatal crash in Nashville on Friday, April 19.
Closed-Captioner Calls Out Zooey Deschanel as a Boston Bomber [PHOTO]
While the entire country was looking for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 19-year-old who allegedly helped carry out the heinous Boston Marathon bombings, one news outlet closed-captioner apparently decided no one was reading that stuff anyway and blamed doe-eyed Zooey Deschanel for the attack.
Bret Easton Ellis Cried to the Internet After Being Uninvited to the GLAAD Awards
The GLAAD Awards went off without a hitch this weekend, with a myriad of celebrities advocating for equality and President Bill Clinton receiving an Advocate For Change honor (and using the powers of his magical fedora backstage).
But Bret Easton Ellis wasn't invited, and he's not happy about it.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
Justin Bieber Posts Cartoon of Himself in Bed With a Topless Belieber [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber continued his 2013 Questionable Behavior Tour yesterday, April 16, when he posted a cartoon of himself in bed with a shirtless fan.
Watching Amanda Bynes Get Ready to Go Out Is Like Looking Into the Ark of the Covenant [VIDEO]
The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity.
Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
Gwyneth Paltrow Tries to Be Relatable While Talking to Harper’s Bazaar
Gwyneth Paltrow took time out of her schedule to talk to Harper's Bazaar for its May issue, and she revealed some surprising facts about life inside the Paltrow kingdom.