Twerking: A Cautionary Tale (VIDEO)

Once upon a time a young woman saw Miley Cyrus twerk on television.

She thought she could conquer the "dance," and, according to her YouTube account, she wanted to show off for her boyfriend. And for a few fleeting moments she twerked as well as the rest of them.

Until it went horribly, horribly wrong. This video, kids, is why twerking should be left to professionals.