When you wish upon a... stall?

There's nothing worse than having to go when you're all tired and sweaty at a hot, crowded theme park in the middle of summer.

Thankfully, one enterprising hero on TikTok is making going number two his number one mission, all for the benefit of humanity.

User @parksibs on TikTok, whose bio reads, "Join me on a quest to find the best bathroom to have IBS attacks at Disney," is doing just that.

On TikTok he chronicles his, ahem, bathroom breaks by reviewing the restrooms he finds on property at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Fla.

It all started in 2024 when @parksibs shared a video reviewing the swanky public bathrooms at Disney's Grand Floridian Resort, one of the fanciest hotels on property. Unsurprisingly, thanks to the clean facilities and floor-to-ceiling marble, it looks like the bathrooms at the Grand Floridian are some of the best at Disney, as is the very specious, very private and somewhat hidden restroom at the back of the Japan pavillion at Epcot.

To contrast, one of the worst bathrooms on property, he says, is located behind the Yak and Yeti Cafe at Animal Kingdom, which tends to be perpetually damp due to its proximity to the Kali River Rapids water ride and is apparently cursed with super thin toilet paper. Similarly, the bathroom located near the exit of Tiana's Bayou Adventure ride is also a bit too "soggy" for a comfortable bowel movement.

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Possibly the worst spot, though? One of the restrooms on Tom Sawyer Island in the Magic Kingdom, which only features one stall next to a urinal located directly beyond a large gap between the stall door, making for an awkwardly voyeuristic bathroom experience.

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