Emerald Catron

Emerald Catron

Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron

5 Excellent Twists on the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
5 Excellent Twists on the ‘Breaking Bad’ Finale
After five seasons, 'Breaking Bad' has finally come to an end. If you watched the show, we're going to go ahead and assume you've spent the majority of the past few days reading countless blog posts about the show to get a fix before you realize it's actually gone forever.
The Internet Reacts to the Government Shutdown
The Internet Reacts to the Government Shutdown
Congress couldn't get it together enough to agree on something, and now foreign tourists are going to miss their one chance to see the Statue of Liberty. The government has shut down (mostly)!
Couple’s Awesome Engagement Photos Are a Cinematic Delight
Couple’s Awesome Engagement Photos Are a Cinematic Delight
We're not sure what decade you're living in, but unless you're using Photoshop to radically alter your engagement photos, you're never going to get internet famous from a bunch of pictures. NEVER!
Nightmares Fear Factory Returns With More Funny Haunted House Faces
Nightmares Fear Factory Returns With More Funny Haunted House Faces
There's a chill in the air, brandy is slowly edging out rum as the drink of choice, and the skin around our eyes is brutally chapped -- must be Autumn! And you know what that means -- time for some laughs courtesy of perennial favorite Nightmares Fear Factory, a haunted house in Niagara Falls with a hidden camera that takes pictures of people while they're having the crap scared out of them. Hilar
Will Ferrell Brought His Kids to the Emmys, and It Was Hilarious
Will Ferrell Brought His Kids to the Emmys, and It Was Hilarious
A high point in a generally dull evening, Will Ferrell brought his kids onstage to present awards at the 2013 Emmys. Saying he was just filling in and couldn't find childcare, Ferrell's three kids stood onstage next to him while he announced the year's best comedy series (It was 'Modern Family...
9 Signs the Pumpkin Spice Craze Has Gone Too Far
9 Signs the Pumpkin Spice Craze Has Gone Too Far
Like it or not, fall is here, (pretty much, let's not get technical about it, okay?). We all know what that means -- hot apple cider, digging out your sweaters from the back of the closet, and people going on and on about how much they love pumpkin spice lattes.
Proof that Bill Nye Is Going to Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Proof that Bill Nye Is Going to Win ‘Dancing With the Stars’
Yup, Bill Nye the Science Guy is going to be on season 17 of 'Dancing With the Stars.' We think he's going to win. Not just because we're looking for some sort of 'Revenge of the Nerds'-type fantasy to play out (well, mostly that), but also because Nye has got some moves. Don't believe us? Fine, we're used to that. Check out these GIFs.

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