Shawn Holley has saved Lindsay Lohan's ass more times than anyone can count. So when Holley graciously accepted the troubled starlet back as a client, her first order of business was to make sure Lindsay paid the massive amount of money she still owed.
And in a bizarre twist? The ladies are now square.
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-o
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Lindsay Lohan may have kept it clean at Coachella, but in order to keep it clean for good -- or for at least 90 days -- she still needs rehab.
While it was previously reported that the actress-cum-trainwreck had chosen a Hamptons rehab facility for her imaginary "lockdown rehab," it appears she's still weighing her options.
Lindsay Lohan is taking rehab really seriously this time, you guys. So seriously, in fact, that she made sure she went to Coachella first -- and so seriously that she won't stay if they don't let her take Adderall while she's there.
Despite warnings from producers that she should show up on time for the 'Scary Movie 5' premiere, Lindsay Lohan was beyond fashionably late anyway.
Hands up from anyone who's surprised.
(Really? Back there in the back? You must be new.)
My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.
Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from thi
Lindsay Lohan is headed to rehab -- only after Coachella, because priorities -- and the D.A. finally picked one out for her, even though "lockdown rehab" doesn't really exist in New York.
Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to appear in a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday morning (April 8) for a recent deposition in a completely different lawsuit, but she didn't show up. Quelle surprise.