This morning as I was shivering in my car on my very short commute in to work, I came across a group of deer on Dietz Street in Oneonta, scrounging for a meager meal in people's yards.
It is so cold outside that you get ice cream when you milk a cow. It is so cold out that my kids' snowman knocked on the door and asked to come in to warm up. It is so cold out that boiling water turns to snow. Don't believe me? Watch these videos: