Signs That It Is Going to Be A Bad Day
Having a bad day? Maybe it isn't as bad as it seems. Check some my favorites from the list on You-Can-Be-Funny.com. These are sure fire signs that you are having a bad day:
You hear the song of singing of birds outside your window. Unfortunately, they are vultures.
You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
You realize the "good time" number on the bathroom wall is your.
Your twin sibling forgets your birthday.
The health inspector has condemned the coffeemaker at work.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are all three months late.
You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.