Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Hollywood Foreign Press President Dr. Aida Takla-O’Reilly Proves She’s Boss at the 2013 Golden Globes
Normally when awards show officials are trotted out on stage, they look uncomfortable about being there and we're all "yeah yeah, get on with it" because no one really wants to see them anyway.
But, as usual, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association does things a little differently.
Jodie Foster Pretty Much Admitted She’s Gay at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Jodie Foster was awarded the Cecil B. DeMille award at the 2013 Golden Globes, making her the youngest recipient of the award in Golden Globes history.
But it wasn't her age that took center stage tonight (Jan. 13), it was her speech, during which she pretty much admitted what's been an open secret for years: She's gay.
Adele Gives an Adorable Speech After Winning at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Adele scored her very first Golden Globe for Best Original Song at Sunday's ceremony, and no one was more surprised than the singer herself.
Bill Clinton Makes a Surprise Appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Color us delighted when former President Bill Clinton made a surprise appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes to present 'Lincoln,' one of the night's nominated films, and received a standing ovation in the process.
Tina Fey + Amy Poehler’s Golden Globes Opener Proves That Yes, Virginia, Women Can Be Funny Hosts Too [VIDEO]
Golden Globes night is finally upon us, and to say we were excited to see what hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would bring to the hosting game is a total understatement.
Did Harry Styles Dump Taylor Swift Because She Wouldn’t Put Out?
Oh lawd have mercy. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up a hot minute ago, and already the web is flooded with reasons and rumors as to why the couple of just a few months have called it quits.
Miranda Lambert Bashes Chris Brown Again
Uh oh. No good can come out of verbally bashing someone to a major magazine, right? Right?!
Who Was the Top Played Artist of 2012?
Katy Perry sure has a lot to be proud of in 2012!
Not only has the singer had her hottest year in music since her debut, she was crowned 'Hottest Woman' by Men's Health Magazine and was recently named the victor of the most played artist on the radio last year!
Nelly Furtado Celebrates Day of the Dead in ‘Waiting for the Night’ Video
Nelly Furtado just released a dramatic black-and-white music video from 'Waiting for the Night' -- the fourth single off her latest album 'The Spirit Indestructible.'
Source Says Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Are Off Again Following Huge Fight in Mexico
Well, for those hoping Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber would be in it for the long haul, sorry to crush your dreams.